Snow White has Aids. The Three Little Pigs are in jail. Red Riding Hood is pregnant with Wolf's baby. Goldilocks is a lesbian. Rumpelstiltskin smuggles drugs and Cinderella is beating up Barbie because Ken is gay and he gave Tarzan a blowjob. Now Heidi and Jane are involved in a syndicate giving the Smurfs pills in exchange for sex! So fairyland is f*cked.
Have a fabulous day.
4 comments:
hahahahahehehahehahaheh ehahehhhahehehehahehehhahehahehaheha
HAHAHEAHEHAHEHHAHEHA BRILLIANT!
Thanks for the laugh... brilliant! :D
let me repeat what the previous commenter had said: HAHAHAHAAHAH...HIHIHIHIHIHI....Wholly my bloody crap!!!
Is the the plot summary of Shrek3?
ahahahahahah! funny one
Twisted huh. Better keep our mouths shut. We don't want the kids to know about the truth do we? They'll eventually come to their senses when they'll discover that Pooh Bear never liked honey when in fact he liked them lil boys. Argh!
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